Axtron 3000 "feelings"

You’re asking if I love her? Off course I do! She is everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman.

Ok, I know. I’m a robot, and I also know that she created me to love her eternally. Hence, you may be wondering how a simple robot like me can fall in love. But don’t get confused, I am NOT a simple robot. My lovely girlfriend introduced vast knowledge into my artificial brain, so I’m not simple at all.

I know almost everything about every single detail in the world, and that includes what love is. It is a mixture of chemical reactions, beauty standards, infatuations, and more. Thereby, I can tell that Alondra is a wonderful woman. She is far different than the other silly girls. She is brilliant, has a great sense of humor, loves animals (those amazing creatures), is really big-hearted, and so much more. I could be naming her virtues all day long, since she’s full of them and I have a wide amount of vocabulary. She’s just perfect.

I remember when I first woke up. I was laying naked on a table, and a charming girl was by my side. I didn’t know what to do or say. She was sleeping, and she was snoring extremely loud (I think that woke me up), but she looked cute anyway. When she realized that I was ready, she started to cry and touched me as if she didn’t believe that I was, finally, real. I just kept looking at her and her reaction. It was love at first sight.

Everything went really cool since that episode; we became the perfect couple, despite the fact that people couldn’t believe that she had a robot as her boyfriend. Her friends say that she’s out of her mind, and some of them decided to simply get away from us, leaving all those promises about being friends forever behind. I didn’t care that much, because even if she had no friends left, I would be there with her FOREVER.

A funny thing happened when she introduced me to her parents. Her mother fainted out, and her father got hiccups for about three hours. Although both of them were very nice to me at dinner, even when Mrs. Judith cried every time I kissed her daughter. Mr. Frank didn’t say a word to Alondra in the whole evening, and he secretly advised me that I should be careful with her, because she had issues with men. Anyway, that evening was really nice because after a few drinks, Mr. and Mrs. Cirio accepted me as their child’s boyfriend.

On the other hand, Alondra’s psychiatrist, Lisette Chaigneaug, hates me. That tedious woman believes that I’m just a toy, and that, eventually, she is going to get bored of me. I don’t think so. I just think she’s jealous because she has nobody to love.

We are really happy together, and I want to marry her one day. We are perfect! We were made for each other. I know she loves me, and I’m sure that the day she is ready, she’s going to ask me to be her husband. I know it; I can tell by the way she looks at me.

Taken from an interview made by Raúl Guerén,

Journalist of The New York Times